- The end time is near. We know this because of the invention of the Snuggie.
- Churches that are non-denominational are just Baptist with a cool website.
- Thesaurus prayers- people who pray like this, “Dear God, please lead, guide, direct, show us the way”
- What is up with people who squeeze your hand at the end of a prayer? KNOCK IT OFF. You’re freaking us out!
- The Duggars need a hobby.
- [On Twitter] No one gives two twits about what you tweet.
- You know you’re a parent when you end your sentences in LOUD ADVERBS “Come herequickly. Get over here pronto. Obey me now.”
- Tim ended the night with a song about “if you’ve tinkled (from laughing), I’ve done my job here.” And then, he thew out DEPENDS UNDERGARMENTS to the audience!
- Funny huh?? ok so im off to go watch some more of his YouTube videos and surf around his website!
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
christian comedians
OK so i was over at We are that Family's blog and was reading her post about Tim Hawkins . so i decided to check out his web site! and look up some of his videos on YouTube! well let me tell you this man is hilarious!!! not just ha ha funny but laugh out loud almost pee your pants funny. i just found out you can also become his friend on FaceBook! im gonna borrow some of his lines off We are that Family's page just so you can see how funny he is!!!! She went to his concert and got an autographed DVD from him!! AND shes giving it away on her blog!!! so check him out if you find him as funny as i did.. leave her a comment and be entered to win the DVD!!
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Christian,
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Tim Hawkins,
We are That Family
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