what happened to my ass?
no really its still there but when in my 36 1/2 weeks of carrying this baby did it get so wide?
I just got out of the shower and like most people i got out stark naked.. and then i caught a glimpse of my ass in the mirror.. .. naked!!!
i used to have a nice ass.. well back before i had kids..
you know before i became mama!!!
somewhere i forgot i had an ass.. lol
back in high school id put on jeans and check my ass in them.. i had a decently nice ass in high school.. then when baby #1 came along i guess my ass got forgotten.. ya know before i became mama puke, mama pee,mama up all night. then somewhere when baby #1 was 4 i remembered i had an ass and got it looking OK again.. well then baby #2 came along once again i forgot i had an ass... then somewhere right before baby #3 started i remembered and got it looking decent again...
well well well guess what.. low and behold i forgot i had an ass again.. UNTIL TONIGHT!!!!
i mean i don't have a monster ass that looks like it could house a whole McDonald's in it.. or an ass that looks like someone spread cottage cheese on it.... but its gotten wider i think..
my ass by no means looks like this:
it doesn't look like its trying to eat a chair by any means.
* to the woman in this pic.. if you ever see this I'm sorry for laughing at you.. but you make me thankful i cant make my ass look like that no matter what! i mean guys this woman.. she was at graduation last night and her ass was EATING the chair!! AND whats worse is her ass travels to the front.. ya know like a front butt.. crack in front and all. her front cheeks were slapping together when she walked and i swear i heard them screaming HELP ME!!!!
But on the positive note of my ass... once I'm done being mama puke and mama pee and the woman ppl look at in the store and go awe look a new baby and the mama has puke on her shoulder too, i WILL get my ass back again! after a few hundred diaper changes and sleepless nights.
so to all you moms out there that lost your ass to your kids.. i am right there with you tonight!!!!!
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